The Blue Balloon Café

Here’s a new video. To view it in superior quality to the one in which you see below, quickly click HERE! as fast as you can.

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I don’t really know what HTML is, but I think that I want less of it in my life.

This video? It’s about menu diversification! It was made for a 72hour filmmaker’s showdown by a bunch of friends who smell really good. Except Raoul, who sadly, doesn’t smell as refreshing as the rest of us. But he has nice teeth.

Anyway, no goldfish were harmed in the making of this film. Did they all die? Yes, yes they did. But not until later. Despite our best efforts. We think it was Matt’s fault.

Arbitrarily Pear!

Huzzah! I just checked. We haven’t posted anything since March 14th. But why would we have? Those guys that still live up in Whistler don’t film or do anything other than ride by themselves in the park and sit at Mogul’s for hours on end waxing intellectual and judging every single passerby. Oh, except… once a year, every year, on a magical weekend up in the small remote forest town of Whistler, Robjn Taylor dusts off his life camera to make a run at the 72 hour Film Festival. A lovely little film festival hosted by all kinds of do-good companies with slogans like, “If this were a communist country, we wouldn’t have events like these!” Give it up for democracy, kids! Because if this were a communist country, you wouldn’t have websites like this! … That post once every few months… If that.

To each according to his needs, from each according to his ability! Now I bring you a video for the people, by the people! Arbitrarily Pear!

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Arbitrary that the pear is red? Perhaps!
Mikee

P.S. Oh yeah… It also won the festival.

B-Day, Seriously

The other day was Robjn’s birthday. So in celebration of himself, he paid our filmer a little extra gravy on the side, unbeknownst to us, to only film him. While pretending to carry on filming, he would stop recording whenever any of us were riding. Sadly, kids, we were all performing magnificent feats never before maneuvered on a snowboard. But I guess now you’ll never know. When confronted about this, Robjn didn’t even deny it, but instead claimed, “Well, yeah, it’s my birthday.” Because that’s the kind of guy he is.

Touche, Robjn. Touche!

Time Well Wasted Intro

Oh hey! Robjn here…

So last June, Kevin and the Sandbox crew hired me to direct this intro to their current movie “Time Well Wasted”. Maybe you’ve seen this concept used before and maybe you haven’t, but you definitely haven’t seen it used this exhaustively and to such a dynamic extent and with a shirtless Geeves. Filming took up the entire month and everyone involved pulled their shit together like when you’re driving home after a few drinks and (suddenly!) you end up face to face with an Officer of the Law at a roadblock or, perhaps, the scene of your accident.

Either way, it was recently awarded “Best Video Opener” by the kind and good looking people of Future Snowboard Magazine. Since there are no credits for it, here’s a quick rundown:

Produced by Sandbox Films (Kevin Sansalone)
Directed by me (Robjn Taylor)
Edited by Clayton Larsen
Technical Assistance by Brian Hockenstein
Some Invaluable Help from Eric Weber, Johnny Fats, Matthew Morgan, all the riders (obviously), and friends.

The song is called Birdsong, and it’s performed by The Golden Dogs.

Enjoy and so forth!
Robjn.

Also: Higher quality Quicktime file available when you click this.

Grouse Mountain, Vancouver

Thanks to Jeff Silcock at Grouse Mountain for hooking us all up with passes this year. I was just on their website and noticed Manboy himself, Jesse Fox is plastered up there as some sort of poster boy. Since there haven’t been any posts on this site in a while, I’m sure Jessman will be thrilled to find out I’ve posted these photos of him. Flattering! Also, this Wednesday night is Dylan Temple’s “I’m Coming Out” 30th birthday party up at Grouse. We’ll all be up riding and having drinks in their Altitude Bistro after the shred, where Dylan will be found announcing his coming out. Congrats, Dylan! You’re only the first of many, I’m sure. Is Matt Morgan next? Place your bets in the comment area.

Dylan, this is for you:

And one more photo of the Jessman getting radical on Grouse. Wow.

I Have Mitosing Cells

In our spirited yet slack effort to post a full archive of our old videos, I have dug up I Have Mitosing Cells, a Robjn Taylor original.

Snowiness is Snowboarding… for the Internet

Our dear friends over at Snowiness appear to be back up and at it. It’s fairly bare now, but I’d imagine that’s because it hasn’t even been up for a day yet. There will be a feature there now to submit videos / news of your own — and with one click, so long as it’s not spam, Andrew will be able to give it a check-mark of approval, and voila, it will appear on the site. Should make for a good community area for videos from all corners.

It’s dumping up in Whistler right now, so I would suggest you bolt up there for the weekend where it’s going to dump 15cm,20cm,40cm, over the next three days.

I’d also like to say get well soon to Phil Thomas who blew his ACL and broke his tib/fib combo in the park on Blackcomb today. Below is a photo of Sollors and Phil drinking at some bar, somewhere, sometime.

Okay, bye.
Mikee